Conspiracy

"Big Fight Between Singnet and Starhub"

According to reliable sources(Me),it has been found that starhub and Singnet are having a big fight over the connection speed.It seems that this is the final battle between the two titan that has been providing this fine city(where you get fine for every little things xD)of dwellers with internet.

It seems that over the years these two companies have tried to outsmart and outdo each other.With one company giving away freebies with each internet Sign-Up.From Apple computers to Xbox,they have tried to appeal it to the younger generation.With reduce price of the internet subscription to free modems.

Well the Company final showdown has been felt by Users all over the fine city.First with lagging problems from Starhub,then Singnet.Afterwards whenever two ISP meet in either chatroom and games,both parties would feel lagging.Now it has escalated to even a worst case.As quoted from the reliable source(me):

"I went into this dota game room.And started playing.Then i could feel the lag.You
know i was dam du lan you know that knn almost killed that fcuking dragon night
liao then knn it fark up and lag chee bye in the end i kanan kio by that stupied
centaurant something lah.CHEE BONG!!!!.
"
It seems that further investigation indicated that the host of the game was a starhub user and that reliable sources was using Singnet.And even further investigation shows that those who were in the game,only people who were using singnet would have lag and those using starhub had not lag.

It has now been proven that this is the final epic battle between the two titan is affecting thousands of users nationwide.Users of these two company hang on tight as from this reporter point of view.It gonna be a long long battle.

On the other side of the news,people have been throwing stones at my house hahahaha just joking

Disclaimer:The following news is not real and is just written out of anger at the lagging game and also boredrom.Starhub or Singnet representative please do not come knocking at my door if you two are really having a epic battle.^_^