Back!

Ahhh, i am finally back after taking a well deserving 1month and 2 weeks holiday from all my projects and exams. I won't talk too much about my holiday because there isn't much to talk about in the first place. It seems like i blinked my eyes and school has re-open again. I have not much recollection about what i did during my holiday, but i remember clearly i was watching alot of Japanese Action Drama. GTO and Kamen Rider would be more specific.

Anyway the reason i have started blogging today is because after much persuasion and nagging from various people, this amazing and motivating blogger has decided to grace and heal you guys from the angony of not reading my blog for a long long time.

*Passes bucket for people to puke into it*

Enough with the puking and now let me start on my wonderful post i am about to share today. NOW NOW no more puking please or it will ruin the story :)

Well it is now Mr Cheng YouJun's annual Newbie analysis report from his first day back in school.

In my last report( search 1 year before around today), i have reported some newbies action and how to spot one. Today i would like to present a more detailed and updated report.

How to Spot a Newbie 101
by Cheng YouJun
written on 15th April 2008 12:19 AM

1) A newbie always hangs out in group

2) A newbie is never alone

3) A Newbie always blocks your path

4) A Newbie always blocks your path in groups

5) A Newbie talks very loud together with groups of friend

6) A Newbie is never without a timetable in his hands

7) A Newbie always think that school book is cheap as compared to secondary school books

8) A Newbie wears new clothes

9) A Newbie wears weird clothes

10) A Newbie has new bags

11) A Newbie boy most of the time has dyed hair with spikey hair(standard) and appears in group

12) A Newbie girl most of the time wears micro micro mini shotrs which looks as if it is underwear to seduce people(??) and appears in group

13) A Newbie in NYP will always go to Macdonalds on their first day in school.

14) A Newbie is always at the roadshow buying a laptop or lugging a laptop everywhere from morning till the time they go home because they kiasu that laptop will sell finish

15) A Newbie always unpacks their laptop in school and forgets that the school table isn't that "clean"

16) A Newbie has a kind of mysterious energy that they emmit when they walk pass you and that energy is called "excitement"

17) A Newbie is so attentive in class that even if you steal their laptops under their eye, they will not notice.

18) A Newbie always love to add each other in an MSN conference and have a class conference.

19) A Newbie will upgrade to a regular after 2 weeks in a Polytechnic.

20) Finally A Newbie who turns regular will see how newb they were last time.

The above is what i notice today in school. And i can vouch that for every point i listed out, i was like that once :D

So no hard feelings to those Newbies out there right? Don't worry, the newbie phrase will end and we will all laugh about it :)