Chalet

Last friday,i went to Jiesheng chalet to celebrate his and nick's birthday.

We checked in at around 3-4pm.And started lazing around until Jiesheng relatives and friends come.Ok feel dam guilty that all of Jiesheng friends and relative were sitting outside while we were doing this:




Well after Jiesheng friends and family went off,we went out to bbq the last of the food.A waste that otak could not be finish.Anyway the party started only after 12am,we went down to cheers and wanted to bought 24 cans of beer to try and see who could not drop drunk first.But then due to financial constrain,we bought a 12 pack can of beer.
This was what Yilong and Reichmann did to it.

Yilong hugging the 12 can tower and wanted to do a pole dance with it.



Fit guy.Lol Reich i still have the picture of you half naked ^_^ hahahahah.This picture was the one Reichmann said he did not like.


Seductive Yilong.Doing who he want to seduce sia.


And this is the one Reichmann is proud of xD


Our Tiger Fortress made up of 12 Cans of tiger beer.


Alright i admit that my first can i vommited.But that was because i drank alot of coke and straight away drank the beer plus i ate alot of stuff.Ok and its not because i can't drink but that my inside were really bloated.Ah well after two cans,i could not drink anymore too bitter.I prefer volka or Martini but never beer its too bitter.Had a huge headache when i woke up but when i slept again my headache was gone.Guess it was a hang over.

And because we were playing the whole night,we woke up very late the next morning.And when we cleared the curry that Jiesheng relative brought,only Yilong dare to clear it.It smelt like shit and it look like shit.Didn't know that curry could smell like shit if put overnight outside.Kudos to Yilong for clearing the stuff.

Pretaining to my previous post i found this at one of the flicker set i came across about yesterday event.Thats me in the right hand side with a orange or red(as qiao sheng said he see it as)shirt......And Joseph my Poly classmate who went with me to watch it.Didn't i tell you Joseph you won't regret going to watch that?See....ur on the photo too lol.Anyway finding for more events to go to as such anyone got any idea let me know xD

Ok yesterday my C maths test was a complete mess haiz.....fail le i don want to talk about it le.Anyway after that wanted to eat KFC but in the end eat Pizzahut because quite cheap the student meal.

After that i jio Joseph to go with me down to Old Parliment house to watch this Talking Cock event InDigiNation.Its an event with a bunch of people from different walks of life coming together to talk about how they love singapore.Here are some pictures from the event although the pic are quite blurry but u can see who that is lah....I still training.

This guys is from the Talking Cock Movie where he acts as the turnbanator and also the proffessor who talks about how Singh was laugh at last time.Great and funny guy.


And my idol blogger MR MIYAGI!!!!AHHHHHH Didnt know he was there until we saw him.


And this guy is the owner of Talking Cock.Com


The fellowings are speakers are the event in order.Will update about whos who lol i forgot their names >.<

1)She;s the first person in Singapore to get a award for her poetry.Then she shot to fame one thing after another.Anyway this women makes me think of my ex cvss classmate sandra.Lol no offence ah sandra complimenting you ^_^


2)She's a mother talking about her kids in singapore after coming back from Middle East.


3)This was the Singh in the Talking Cock Movie.His a real Professor in forgot what studies.


4)Woohoo this guy i know the name his called Hossan Leong that actor and also has his picture on bus saying Hua Yu Cool.He did a song which was very entertaining should have recored it down.


5)The Co-Owner of Talking Cock and also the wife of the Owner of Talking Cock.They both made the Talking Cock website.


6)This is errm a gay.Ok he was wearing that shirt and he felt that he look like an Candy.His slogan was "Hi i am Candy,i am hard and sweet.Come lick me."Gay words from a gay guy.But hey his fun man wouldn't mind hanging out with gays.Hmm that has change my thinking of gays.I don't hate them not particularly that guy anyway.

And the talking cock owner said that it was ironic that he got stop by a blowjob.Thats because each speaker had 5 mins and when 4 mins was up,a guy would play and flute sound and when 5 mins was up that guy would play a song.


7)This was one heck of a women she could speak in 5 different accent.American,Singaporean,Singlish,Bangalah and the maid accent.


8)A guy who got back from KL being a writer for a Men's Magazine there.


9)A funny man using 90% of speeches from 3 PM's national day rally speech


10)AHHHH my two fav idol blogger Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi.The brought the show to a very wonderful ending.Sad that Mr brown lost his voice and had to use a voice sythensiser.


Mr Brown Wife


And finally to bring that event to a close for that day.A view of the buildings in Orchard Road

WHY MEN LIE

Death Clock
WHen i am dying

Ok the above is two website that i got which is quite exciting.You should all go check it out



Got this email from one of my friend it goes like this :


WHY MEN LIE (If You Have Ever Wondered Why Men Lie)


One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.


When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.


The Lord went down in the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down
and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an
iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he
replied.


The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and
gave him ALL three axes to keep, and the woodcutter
went home happy.


Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the
river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared
and asked him, "Why are you crying?"


"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The
Lord went down into the water and came up with
Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.


The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"


The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh,
forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see,
if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have
come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also
said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my
wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three.


Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take
care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't
want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why
I said yes to Angelina Jolie."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it
is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit
of others. MOSTLY his wife!


That's our story, and we're sticking to it...

Nice Songs Are meant to share

This song is great heres the link and also the lyrics

Heres the link

It can be downloaded or listen on the spot by pressing the play button on the player

Chorus]
I wonder if you know
How they live in Toyko
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Tick, Tick, Tick)
Fast and furious (Tick, Tick, Tick)
[Repeat]

[Japanese verse]

I see many many diamonds danglin
Back for the money keep stranglin
Hate me, fry me, bake me, try me
All the above cuz you can't get in
I don't want to put up with them
Because we put a fresh ....
Make you, shake you, .... (Thank you!)
Haters ..................

[Japanese verse]

[Chorus]

[Japanese verse]

Should see me in the parking lot
7-11 is the spot
Mice with wings and shiny things
And lions, tigers, bears, Oh my ride
We're furious and fast
Super sonic like JJ Phat
An' we rock cuz the wheels are fly
Can't be doubt with a bastball bat

[Japanese verse]

[Chorus]

[Japanese verse]

It's gotta be the shoes
Gotta be the furs
That's why ladies choose me
All up in the news
Cuz we so cute
That's why we so huge
[Japanese]
Not a Chinaman cuz I ain't from China man
I am Japan man

[Girls Talking]
You see him come and go out of the black Benz SLR.
I wonder where he get's that kind of money?
Don't worry about it.
Lets Go

[Chorus]

Jokes

Well thought that this few jokes cna lighten up everyone day since exam's are coming.


1)
What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!"

"That's Direct Marketing"

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says,He's very rich. Marry him."

"That's Advertising."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

"That's Telemarketing."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

"That's Public Relations."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."

"That's Brand Recognition."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

"That's Customer Feedback."

2)
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,

"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

3)
This is consider the best and funniest

A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3
and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the
outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and
behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were
explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
H! arry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1
student should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do when a man steps in?"
Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard ! and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
dog do
on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do." Who am I?
Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver." What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this
ass in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

More coming up not enough time to upload all xD

Ok its been awhile since i last blog.Ok away with the topic that i watched porn come on who dosen't for a guy.

Anyway just last saturday i went to funan,to buy a digicam!!!Well i saw the advertisment in digital times.It was a 3 hour mega sale where many stuff were going cheap.I saw some digicam in the ad and thought that since i needed a digital camera and the price was reasonable,i went down to get 1.I admit that i didnt really did much research so when i go there i didn't know which i really wanted to get.Anyway i kept walking around in circles.At first i went to the shop which i thought that i wanted the camera.Then thinking i had more choices,i begain walking to the other shops.I stopped at courts and saw this cool looking Sony Digital Camera.I guess it was the T30 the newest model the price wld be around $799 but then it was put as $449.

I left the shop and continued walking around.Then i went to sit down and think about which i really wanted over a cup of drink.After i had that drink i had a plan in mind.Go to courts and see if that camera was really $499 if not then i would go back to the other shop which i had set my eyes on that camera.When i entered COurts,i saw that the display camera was still there only that the price tag had change.So being dishearted i went over to the other shop.

Had a hard choice choosing between two camera and finally got Sony Cybershot W50 well kind of old model but that was my budget and anyway its a 6 mega pixel what more can i ask?Paid for my stuff and wanted to claim that creative Mp3 player for 10 bucks but in the end went to information counter get lucky draw coupon.Thought maybe got chance so enter.After that heard that the 10 bucks creative mp3 player sold out so nvm.

Then i saw that funan giving up preview tix to Forbiden Siren,so i went to get it.Its free so why not.Yeah so now i got a ticket for the preview of Forbiden Siren the movie.Ah well thats all for this few days.ANyway will be uploading pictures soon recently Pornography oops i mean Photography has been my passion

Porn video is good.

A strong topic i guess but why did i have such a thought?Actually i meant girls that act in porn video or atlest the one i watch for this particular one is very good for their acting carrer.

Well i just had this thought going thru my mine when i was watching this porno video.....(yes i watch porn which guy dosen't????Ok i downloaded it because the name was catchy and interesting that made me download it.)

Its called Shui Qi Autobiography that Hong Kong Actress before she became famous she was a catagory 3 actress.Well i dunno if its autobiography but it basically shows her in different costume posing in sexy position and taking off her clothes.No sex no nothing just that.I guess i was curious how her acting was like before she became famous.

Ah well i was watching parts where she was revealing some kinds of clothing and stuff.The point was that seeing her acting then and now,there was such a big gap.But i could see the foundation in her acting from there.I am no director or a actor guru but i feel that in that video she had to have a lot of expression(i don't mean that kind of expression)like shyness,waiting for a lover to come home and stuff.
I don't mean that all actors should go thru that path but i mean i can see that actually those catagory 3 movies she acted in may actually be the starting point of her acting carrer.Maybe she got so famous because everyone had remember her work in that area so alot of people wants to watch her movies???I am not sure.....but what i do know is that she's better acting in the movies she's in now then last time.

Oh was so pissed today also about something.........My friend asked me if wanted to go eat and i said to asked around first and see who wants to go.Then my friend conf us together to discuss.At that time i didn't want to go because of that guy but thought that i hadn't see my friend for a long time maybe can endure.But then he had to say that fcuking word.He(me) want to tagged along also can.....NA BEI CHAO CHEE BYE if anyone is to be tagging along its you since my friend asked me first and later you so u fucking don't pisssed me off with you He want to tagged along also can.So i straight away rejected the idea and went to do some other stuff.

PS****For those that have read this post and go about ohhhhhh You Jun watches porn omg his a pervert!!!I will asked you which guy dosen't watch porn.A guy that dosen't watch porn isn't a guy.And no i don't watch porn frequently just that i stumble upoun it.And yes i dare to admit that i watch porn if i see any comments on my tagboard saying that i watch porn and stuff and jest me about it and you happen to b a guy.Well atlest i am honest not like some guys who beat around the bush saying that i don't watch and stuff just to keep up the good "image" of being decent.No GUY is decent,its the self control they take

Free

Hmmmm atlast free from projects,free from test and last of all free from alot of stress.

Well been relaxing since........friday.Hmmm i am not very sure what i will be blogging about today.Lets see the last few days has been hectic with project and test coming in day after day.My design project was well didnt felt quite well showing my website and it felt kind of plain to me but then oh well....~~~~~Ok i dunno what to blog later then blog again