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Thursday, November 30, 2006



Go watch dam funny.Kope from Mr Brown de.....got subtitle so everyone can watch

Monday, November 20, 2006

62

NBCCB the so qi cake.....not long i was waiting for a 62 at hougang mall there...near the PCC<------:D Anyway then got this bus don have the front number sped by me..got very bright light so i tot spoil 1...then i see gt people inside wat impossible.....so when it sped by i saw the number was my 62 KNNCCB i scolded wtf so loud that everyone look at me......Anyway lucky gt a 2nd 62 behind.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Pictures....

Ok its been a long time but i have this little little passasion for photography....i love to take photos of nature or anything special.....Like there was this once i saw a bird in sengkang while walking home.It was flying very slowly pass me and i had actually wanted to take a shot of it and name it...."Flying in a concrete Jungle" but i always missed the chance..........Then there was this time when i was waiting for bus at my house.....and i saw this tree it was swaying slowly....and had a very beautiful effect but the same thing happens,i always forget to bring my camera.

I told Joseph once that i wanted to set up a website to put this beautiful photo up if i took them....And name it www.porns.com.:D Ok it actually means Pictures Of Really Nice Scence....And then recently he added three X's to my porns...coz judy told me that maybe it has been taken up.......so the new website will be www.XXX-porns.com :D.And the three X will be........Xtremely Xtra Xtravagant Pictures of Really Nice Scence

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Funny Jokes...

Warning the following joke is kind of dirty please do not read if you cant stand such jokes....Found all this in a certain forum
Grandfather

Little Johnny and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

Grandpa replies back, "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
Little Johnny responds, "No."
"Then you can't have one."

A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?"

Grandpa says, "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
Little Johnny responds "No."
"Then you can't have one."

Later on, grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but little Johnny says, "I just won $50,000!"
Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"

The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?"
"Yes," says grandpa.
"Then go f*ck yourself."


Ok this is another one about logical thinkingLessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......

This is kind of funny........
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man, who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.

Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean
listened in silence.

Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, and then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean: "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian: "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"

Malaysian: "Stupid question! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts
them in a container, recycle them melt them down into chewing gum &
sell them across to Malaysia... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."

Sunday, November 12, 2006

A days out

This was a pic of us during a long time ago we go watch death note


Today went out to buy wallet....~~~But in the end cldn't find 1 i like so walk walk arnd lor saw this car.......the new 007 movie inside the car.....Aston Martin...




This was the funniest ever......got 3 exit sign


This was a group pic but because i was the one taking it cannot really see me only half to 2/4 of me :D but being a nice guy gt me don have me nvm one lah~~



In the end went to Fila at Habour front to buy a shirt beacuse 10 dollars nia!!!And so nice.......LOL.....and then we saw a sign at fila saying
"Buy 1 get 2 free" and the shirt was like 49.90 plus......it says free shirt must be equavilant or lower value then the shirt you buy......but in the end no body gt marnee so nvr buy....

Friday, November 10, 2006

Its good to look younger then your real age :D

Ok no offense to those who look older then your age......sometimes i wish i can look older but then haiz.......but there are good points when you look younger then your age :P..........

This happen like 1 to 2 hours ago......I was with my Joseph, poly classmate at hougang mall looking at watches =.=|| and as we were thirsty and tired,we went to sweet talk and buy a cup of drink to sit dwn and drink.......Then this guy came...and sat next to my friend....Been noticing this grp of people at hougang mall for the last few months standing there and stopping people to talk to them or talk to people sitting dwn arnd hougang mall......Well it seems on the last few occasion we weren't approach by this people while i was with the same classmate....Until today suprisingly they approach us.

Well to be exact Joseph lah........He told jose that he was doing a survey and wanted a few mins of his time....So he gladly accept it.....and guess what......i think they were like a team or something.....this women came up to me and talk to me and asked me stuffs like how old i was and i replied 17 and she said i didnt look like a 17....then she asked me if i had any financial planning and stuff and i replied my parents have taken care of it....I guess she was there so that she could distract me while her parthner would try and talk Joseph into something....But as i was too cold she slowly slip away and didnt bother me :D

The man started asking if Jose had any savings every months and stuff.......then told him if he wanted a saving that cld give 3% interest every month or year(i forgot) while the bank gave 0.38% and talk of what compound interest..Once i heard that,i knew there were many hidden strings attach.Coz it happen to qiao sheng another of my friend in nyp b4.........Anyway the man later identified himself as prudential agent and once i heard that i remembered what my sis told me b4 that now ppl as old as 17 were being such agent le......which means they accept any kind of quality.........for being an agent.The agent somemore wanted Joseph to go to mac and sit down while he showed him the financial scheme and how much he wld earn...

But being the clever me :D i told the man that we were late for an appointment and joseph was thus able to escape with my help :P.......I guess the previous times when they saw me and joseph together they thought that maybe we were secondary school students and hence not a good carrot head to chop :D.....But they forgot that carrot head also got smart 1(*points to me* :P).....

Now i wonder how did a survey become a financial pitch???But since he cheated joseph first,Joseph paid him back by giving him a fake HP number.....It seems hougang mall is quite a dangerous place to be when ur sitting down outside.....Beware guys :D

Monday, November 06, 2006

Ok since i have been press by Reichy Tan and our beloved NKS to blog i will blog now.......In school on my 1st class of the week ^_^.

Ok many things have happen during this few weeks.......After let me recap what happen.......Hmmm the latest incident i remember is......going with Yilong to his colleague house for ha ri ra ya celebration in hope of getting green ang pao....but atlast didn't get......Quite awkward......coz we dunno Yilong colleague in the end only Reich and Long tok to her.....I also dunno wat to say leh........Then after that pei reich and long go buy death note blah blah blah all boring stuff afterwards so don wan blog..........

Ok back again after a two days missing.......hmmm where did i last stop????

Hmmm ok now i am gonna start on something new....On monday guess who i saw????A certain someone who was very famous in NYP.....well when she came into our Fast Food Canteen,everyone turn their eyes on her and everyone just froze there and keep looking at her or pointing at her..I felt very bad for her when i walked past her after eating finish,she looked like she was stoning and kept nodding to watever her friends said..I dunno if its because everyone was pointing at her or she was just tired.........Hmmmm ok skip skip skip to wednesday..........

Was actually having my jap lesson today but for some reason i overslept and didn't went for school.THen during the afternoon i had to go back for this PAL thingy to help out at the open hse.I tot it was a training.......and jose and aisya wanted to not go coz it was until 9pm...................but i kind of made them come..............then afterwards while we were sitting in the auditiorium and they wanted to split us all up into diff group.............then jose kind of got the cold feet i also dunno why he just left the room and didnt come back....he said he didnt like such stuff oohhh well...........i stayed and we had lots of fun........Those who want Nu Nai Concert tix on ummm 7 dec please come find me i try and get tix for u coz i will be ushering ppl at the gates.......try only ahhhh no confirm