Ok saw this podcast on mr brown website dam funny u shld all go hear.The transcipt was don by yours truly althought it may not be 100% accurate but the essence is thee

Link to the podcast


Man:Hello uncle,ho bo

NS:GOod Afternoon good sir,How may one be of service to you.

Man:Huh?errr bar chor mee ji wan

NS:Very good sir,the egg noodle with savoury ground pork,slice fish and braised sitaki
mushroom garnish with fresh silot and fried mince garlice .One shall prepare you order
with utmost diligence,speed,puntuality and exactness.Shall one prepare your luncheon with
a flavourful broth or with an aromactic chili gravy.

Man:Huh???Or dry please.

NS:A fine choice sir.May one enqiure what noodles do you prefer?The vermicili(bee hoon)is very
fresh today.

Man:Errr no no err no.Mee Pok please.

NS:Ahhhh.of course fattichiny(wtf i also dunno) it shall be audentay(too chim dunno hw to spell xD)
for you sir.Would sir like to have the lighty boiled pork liver too?

Man:Oh...no no no no don't want the tur kua.

NS:But of course.May one ask the good sir if he is dinning in or dinning out?

Man:Ahhh eat here 1.

NS:Certainly sir.We shall prepare you table right away.Please feel free to partake in a
refreshing beverage while one prepare you meal.

Man:Thank cute.Errr uncle why your english so good ah?

NS:Ah sir is most perceptive.One recently attended a course where the glorious language
of english was taught by native speaker.Hence one improve brass of the finer point of the
language,particulary in aspect of receive pronounciation or the everyday speech of families
of certain english persons who's mental have been educated at the great public boarding schools

Man:Hua``` quite powderful ah ur england

NS:Ha..Sir is too kind.One found the need to learn coatswtich(Also dunno wat it means or wat he said)
the most difficult part.Please one's idle bantar today and do not one keep you

Man:Ok,i go there and sit first.

NS:Bar chor mee ji wa mee pok dar mai tur kwa.

Part 2:

News report:Singapore Prime minister has launch the campaign urging the city state its four million people
to smile during the annual meeting of the world bank and international smthing smthing.The newspaper
reported on monday We should make an special effort to welcome all the delegates to
this event to make their stay here furitful and memorable.We should greet them with 4 million smiles
the straits time quote Prime Minister Lee xian Long saying at the start of the campaign sunday
Photographs of smiling singaporean will be combine into a digital mural(big big picture) to welcome
the delegates to the country.


Man A:You sir excuse me sir.Are you ready to smile for singapore.

Man B:Ni(toot nao hia lah)Zhao(toot bye)then smthing cannot hear properly must come here learn to smile
Huh.Smile simi(toot lanjiao)Lim bei teng kor hor li kua jia smile ah.Lim bei live here ah ani gu ah don have
smile for singaporean campagin.Ang Moh lai suddenly must smile for them to see.Pui ah.(tooott)

Man A:Thanks for coming ummm...from china thailand the land of thousand smile.She is a native smiler
Thailand Char bo:Sa wa di kar....

Man B:Na(toot bei chao chee bye)thousand smile very big ah.You Thailand land of thousand smile,we singaporean
land of 4 million smile ok...We still got another 1 million haven smile chee(tototo bye)from the hougang and the
potong pasir.They excuse smile.Eh where you going?Lim bei smile at you you dare to walk away.

Hmmmm i can't understand why this few weeks i have the mind to blog but not the strenght to.Well the last few weeks has been kind of fun and stressful.I bet all my test that i have took would not have get a distinction,but i will work hard to make it a distinction.

Well had bbq last saturday at ECP(YAH I NOE YL NOOB UNTIL NOW tHEN BLOG ABT IT XD :P)
I was actually going to meet YL at Rivervale plazza and then proccede down to ECP.But halfway went to Jw house to take bbq stuff and meet up with Sihao.Took sihao's sis bf lorry down.Woohoo my first time sitting in it.We had to even make space for chris and telvin to sit in the lorry after having me jw yl mel in it.So squeeze abit lor :P.Anyway when we reached.it was a dam far way in~~!!And that Yilong somemore ask us why he chose such a place so inside 1.Then say near jetty next say near toliet when he saw a toliet nearby.lol everyone was scolding yilong.

(Oh btw sihao if u see this hor~~Coz i dunno if u had saw the tag i put on yl board before it went down i said that i was saying Yilong for choosing such a place inside and not making noise about the place the bbq was held.Anyway it was meant as a joke after all.)

Then more and more people came.And someone made me terribly angry at him.....Shall not say who.Well someone pissed leo off and that fellow was sitting nearby when we were having a talk.Well i am not afraid to say in my blog that we were discussing about a friend i had once but have already break our friendship.So i am not afraid to admit that i was gossiping or rather complaining about you.But i am not sure whatever if that guy has told you would be the actual truth as he was sitting at a rather far place from us as he was evasdropping,i doubt the information would be somewhat untrue.

Well went home to sengkang and was dam tired.

As for my other days well it has been meeting up to discuss project and projects.Some other poly don't have projects and even some courses in nyp also don't have project.And this are the people who always go lan and go out to play.Dam i can't get affected!!!!

Ah well i am going to open another blog about more private thoughts ^_^ and no it won't be password but comment would be open and u can't sign in annoy to annoy me :P

*WARNING:*The following video has explict terms that are not pleasing to the ears so if u cant take it please do not press the play button.




I know that some of you have seen this video in the net.But some may have not.Anyway heard of this video on Digital Times and found it.WIth Internet so advance,stuff are found within seconds.

Regarding the matter of search engine.Well i am not pinpointing anyone here and don't hate me if u think i am refering to you because believe me it has happen to me from every form.Firstly i don't get it why people can't learn to use the search engine properly or atlest try to use and understand the search engine.Just that day my friend asked me to help check out a flight ticket.The website given to me was www.tigerairways.com and i went it.Sensing something amiss i used yahoo search engine and presto i found the correct website.Why can't people learn to used search engine's this is a problem i don't understand.Take Yahoo Search Engine for example,i don't see how hard it can be.....Its idiot proof(please don't be offended)if you type a search wrongly,it will asked if it is this information you are finding for.

Anyway enough of all these on a lighter note,I AM HAVING MY HOLIDAY NOW WOOOHOOOO.Enough of being happy now time for stress.Poly life is hard they make you suffer everyday unlike Secondary School where holidays are meant to relax.In total i have 3 projects i have to finish by my two week of holiday.C#,English and flash project in 2 weeks argh!!~~i am about to collpase.I even have a astronomy meeting tomorrow.Orion,Scorpious and the mystrious and unknown blinking star finally i am gonna meet you again.