Ok saw this podcast on mr brown website dam funny u shld all go hear.The transcipt was don by yours truly althought it may not be 100% accurate but the essence is thee

Link to the podcast


Man:Hello uncle,ho bo

NS:GOod Afternoon good sir,How may one be of service to you.

Man:Huh?errr bar chor mee ji wan

NS:Very good sir,the egg noodle with savoury ground pork,slice fish and braised sitaki
mushroom garnish with fresh silot and fried mince garlice .One shall prepare you order
with utmost diligence,speed,puntuality and exactness.Shall one prepare your luncheon with
a flavourful broth or with an aromactic chili gravy.

Man:Huh???Or dry please.

NS:A fine choice sir.May one enqiure what noodles do you prefer?The vermicili(bee hoon)is very
fresh today.

Man:Errr no no err no.Mee Pok please.

NS:Ahhhh.of course fattichiny(wtf i also dunno) it shall be audentay(too chim dunno hw to spell xD)
for you sir.Would sir like to have the lighty boiled pork liver too?

Man:Oh...no no no no don't want the tur kua.

NS:But of course.May one ask the good sir if he is dinning in or dinning out?

Man:Ahhh eat here 1.

NS:Certainly sir.We shall prepare you table right away.Please feel free to partake in a
refreshing beverage while one prepare you meal.

Man:Thank cute.Errr uncle why your english so good ah?

NS:Ah sir is most perceptive.One recently attended a course where the glorious language
of english was taught by native speaker.Hence one improve brass of the finer point of the
language,particulary in aspect of receive pronounciation or the everyday speech of families
of certain english persons who's mental have been educated at the great public boarding schools

Man:Hua``` quite powderful ah ur england

NS:Ha..Sir is too kind.One found the need to learn coatswtich(Also dunno wat it means or wat he said)
the most difficult part.Please one's idle bantar today and do not one keep you

Man:Ok,i go there and sit first.

NS:Bar chor mee ji wa mee pok dar mai tur kwa.

Part 2:

News report:Singapore Prime minister has launch the campaign urging the city state its four million people
to smile during the annual meeting of the world bank and international smthing smthing.The newspaper
reported on monday We should make an special effort to welcome all the delegates to
this event to make their stay here furitful and memorable.We should greet them with 4 million smiles
the straits time quote Prime Minister Lee xian Long saying at the start of the campaign sunday
Photographs of smiling singaporean will be combine into a digital mural(big big picture) to welcome
the delegates to the country.


Man A:You sir excuse me sir.Are you ready to smile for singapore.

Man B:Ni(toot nao hia lah)Zhao(toot bye)then smthing cannot hear properly must come here learn to smile
Huh.Smile simi(toot lanjiao)Lim bei teng kor hor li kua jia smile ah.Lim bei live here ah ani gu ah don have
smile for singaporean campagin.Ang Moh lai suddenly must smile for them to see.Pui ah.(tooott)

Man A:Thanks for coming ummm...from china thailand the land of thousand smile.She is a native smiler
Thailand Char bo:Sa wa di kar....

Man B:Na(toot bei chao chee bye)thousand smile very big ah.You Thailand land of thousand smile,we singaporean
land of 4 million smile ok...We still got another 1 million haven smile chee(tototo bye)from the hougang and the
potong pasir.They excuse smile.Eh where you going?Lim bei smile at you you dare to walk away.