Hmmm

Ok went out with js yl reich........Went to meet them at hougang mrt....then took the mrt down to somerset ahhh then that YL show us his specialist centre......Went cathay bought tickets played lan was late for movie went in sat down and then watch finish go out.....Oh yeah we watch John Tucker must die quite a funny show.....

After that went to eat KFC ohhhhh ate family fest then we never take the dam tuberware lol :D then went to ps but YL brought us to the wrong way~~~so walked one big round ahhhh too tired :D Ok fast forward now at home tml then blog more today dam sian :D

Tiring Days

Notice its Tiring Days.....Hmmmm ok first tiring day.......Escape on dunno when only remembered is recently......Played from 11am to 5pm......Saw Nona my classmate from NYP working there..Was in the worst ever imagine look ever when i greeted her lol but hey when did i ever care about my image :D

2nd Tiring Day Was when i went out with Js Yl or Js Reichmann for lan or pool during that time had a flu from dunno where and even played basketball..............Been so tired this few days.......Because of the dam flu....

3rd and last tiring day....Today wooohooo was late for appointment to celebrate Joseph from NYP birthday and our result.....Ok went there look at aiysa go thru the borders book got bored so went to walked around second floor of WeedLock Place or something......I guess Joseph didn't notice but when we were at borders lazing around got this security guard keep following us....thinking we would steal some books i mean hello look at me do u think i would risk my neck stealing a BOOK!!!! and its not even an antique lol.Afterwards Nadiah came so we went back to ps to watch movie....Ok gonna skip so unintersting part for eg..I thought that nadiah and aiysa were going to break fast in a prayer room or smthing and they laugh at me....

Oh yeah we went to watch "The Haunted Apartment" hmmm quite a nice show with a reasonable plot give it 4.5 stars apoint 5 because.... ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A HORROR FILM AND NOT COMEDY lol nvm but still scared me i guess.........

Oh yeah after the movie we went to the arcade at dhoby ghaut and we played daytona.....guess wat i did tot the steering wheel?

Ta Da

Wasnt my fault thou and i had a hard time playing the freaking game coz it broke half way and i got 2nd place even with a broken steering wheel

Ok sorry to those who have read my blog and wonder where the "chio" bu picture is......Well here it is


Please click on the picture and then press ctrl +A first before seeing

Ok this just happen hours ago and i heard the news but haven blog about it until now.
Apparently this happen at Clementi MRT station when this women was push into the MRT track by her boyfriend.She manage to escape and was about to climb over to the other side thus avoiding a tragic accident.This are the following available pictures taken from forums and a blog.Even the mainstream news haven been able to report on this so this news is hot and sizziling man!!!








This were taken after the culprit was caught.


As you can see from the forum and blog that i got from some pictures i didn't take because i felt that there was no need to show bah >.< Anyway the credits of this goes to
Xialanxue blog

and also
This very popular forum in hardwarezone called EDMW ^_^

Anyway i play no part in this incident and all resources and information are credited according to their respective owners...................

On a side note heres a chio bu for you all please press ctrl+A to see the chio bu thanks again for seeing my blog ^_^(Actually only the few of you nia lah but make it sound like everyone in the world is reading wa hahahahha)

LOLZZZ I saw this from a forum and tried putting my blog name in.My blog is worth $4,000 anyone wanna buy it?????I am selling....~~~~I give discount $3,000 interested mah?I think i gib u all free also no one want but hey~~~ITS FUNS LOL

My blog is worth $4,516.32.
How much is your blog worth?

A change in me?

Ok this is my second dam post today.I just realize something.......Just now long about 5 minutes ago my friend asked me if i wanted to go work for an company as data cleaner or something.It seems the job was to check for singapore address and see if there was any error in the data in that company.ANyway the pay was 6.50 an hour and to my amazement i let the job to my friend.......Ok i dunno what happening to me this few days but recently i see myself letting people and caring about other people before me.

Just take yesterday from the moment i step out of the door.At the lift i press open door for people(ok that basic curtosey),when going out i press for them...Hope i hope that someone would hold open for me.Anyway at bus stop waiting for bus to go to hougang plazza i let people go up first and i am the last.Then go play pool no matter how hard i try also don't feel like putting in my best.Then at dinner i let everyone sit down first then sit after dinner everyone go i help them push back.....~~~~ Haiz gone crazy le lah me >.<

Stress

Ok i am very stressfull now.But then you won't see me stressing at all.It seems that i have a difficult ability to show that i am stress hence my parents always say i never put in any effort.

Why am i stress.Lets see 13 more days to result week and i am sure i am gonna see alot of D's(DAM I HATE MYSELF for not concentrating) and maybe a fail~~~.

I owe my boss a flash banner >.<

I do not have enough money to even go to hougang mall and i want to go out but am unable to go out becoz of the financial Constraint.

I want to get a job but there are so many scammers out there.

So basically i am so stress that i am gonna kill someone xD

On a more serious note i have swore from today onwards i am gonna eat 100 Stingrays to help Steve Irwin(Croc Hunter) take revenge on those bloody Sting Rays.Wa hahhahahahahahaha dam you Stiny Rays why did you have to hit his heart of all places don't you have an eye you bloody (One Quater Fish,Three Quater Duck)-er.Haiz ok gonna go out and buy those dam sting rays so i can take revenge for Steve Irwin.

Onwards!!!!ANybody wanna share the revenge with me?:D(not very sure i can finish 100 >.<)
Heres an link to a tribute done by Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi(both my blogging idol xD)to Steve Irwin

Link to it

Its an pod cast so scroll down and you will see this line

"Podcast:the mrbrown show 7 Sept 2006: a singaporean tribute to steve irwin (MP3, file size: 2.1mb, Time: 00:05:13)"The bolded one you just have to click on it or right click and press save as ^_^

Ok here is 5 jokes to brighten up your day.Anyway on a side note please support this movie Singapore Dreaming.Its a singapore production and its a independant film with no support from Mediacorp.Ok ok now lets all go watch~~~

1)
A bird who lives on a farm decides he is fed up with flying south every winter and decides this year he is going to stay. So as winter comes and all the other birds fly south, he gathers some food and settles in for a nice winter. However, the weather turns too cold and he is running out of food, so he decides he better fly south. But he doesn't even make it out of the farm before his wings freeze up and he crashes to the ground. As the bird is lying on the ground, freezing to death a cow comes along and shits on him. The shit is warm though, and the bird thaws out and begins to sing of his own salvation. The local barnyard cat, hearing the song comes along and eats the bird. There are three morals we can learn from this story.

1. Not everyone who sits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend.
3. If you're ever warm and cuddly in a pile of shit, don't sing.



2)
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came
and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"

Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh".

Another guy came and asked the him the same question.

Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.

He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking
for you and your are sitting over here!"


3)
MEMO

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July. 4 & Dec. 25

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.

OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sondra gets none.

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week, and get back to work NOW...!!!

-- Management


4)
One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out.

Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off.

The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.

The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well"

The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"


5)
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,

"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,

"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says,

"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,

"What do you mean $200!"


6)

One day, Johnny was sitting in the library, calmly flicking small ball bearings around the room. Of course, one of the balls hit the librarian square in the forehead. She stood up and glared around the room and said,
"Who has the steel balls," to which Johnny gleefully replied "Superman!"

Best Essay

The best essay i ever seen

A class was given the assignment to write an essay covering the topics of Religion, sex and mystery. The one who the shortest and most concise essay wins.
The winning essay looks like this

"Dear God (religion). I am pregnant (sex) and i do not know why (Mystery)

Conspiracy

"Big Fight Between Singnet and Starhub"

According to reliable sources(Me),it has been found that starhub and Singnet are having a big fight over the connection speed.It seems that this is the final battle between the two titan that has been providing this fine city(where you get fine for every little things xD)of dwellers with internet.

It seems that over the years these two companies have tried to outsmart and outdo each other.With one company giving away freebies with each internet Sign-Up.From Apple computers to Xbox,they have tried to appeal it to the younger generation.With reduce price of the internet subscription to free modems.

Well the Company final showdown has been felt by Users all over the fine city.First with lagging problems from Starhub,then Singnet.Afterwards whenever two ISP meet in either chatroom and games,both parties would feel lagging.Now it has escalated to even a worst case.As quoted from the reliable source(me):

"I went into this dota game room.And started playing.Then i could feel the lag.You
know i was dam du lan you know that knn almost killed that fcuking dragon night
liao then knn it fark up and lag chee bye in the end i kanan kio by that stupied
centaurant something lah.CHEE BONG!!!!.
"
It seems that further investigation indicated that the host of the game was a starhub user and that reliable sources was using Singnet.And even further investigation shows that those who were in the game,only people who were using singnet would have lag and those using starhub had not lag.

It has now been proven that this is the final epic battle between the two titan is affecting thousands of users nationwide.Users of these two company hang on tight as from this reporter point of view.It gonna be a long long battle.

On the other side of the news,people have been throwing stones at my house hahahaha just joking

Disclaimer:The following news is not real and is just written out of anger at the lagging game and also boredrom.Starhub or Singnet representative please do not come knocking at my door if you two are really having a epic battle.^_^

Thoughts

Hmmm alright i guess this is gonna be a long post.

It all began yesterday when i was walking to Wei Ming house so we could go down to town and find work.That was when i walked by Rivervale Primary.As i was walking by,i saw a group of small kids playing basketball at the court.And all of sudden memories of my life in Primary school came rushing back.I thought of how we would come very early to school when we were in the afternoon session to play either games of badminton or some other kids game.We would play like there was no tomorrow.We didn't have so much stress or burden as compare to the time we had when we were young.We didn't have to care too much if results were good or bad.We had many activites.We were the most carefree people in the whole wide world.

After going to Wei Ming house we went down to Plazza Singapura and then one thing after another we end up in Park Mall for a job interview.IMIPTELTD<-----this is suppose to be a modelling agency.And they were recruiting us as surveyors.Our job scope is to go onto the street and find people who the company needs as models.

My suspiciousion was arouse when i notice the following things

1)Surveyors are not people who go ask for people to be models.Thats called a talent scout.

2)What makes them think that we are qualified to be able to search for models.

3)DO they need so many models?

4)Sounds like a scam to me

5)No contract

Haiz so we quickly got out and agreeed to come on friday but i think i am not gonna show up anyway.

Anyway i just hope that time would have stopped for me when i was in primary school when i didnt have to think of too much things. But as one of my friend told me.Atlest you still have the memories of this stuff